Happy Hump Day
Okay, this is a pitiful return to my Wednesday schedule. It's 11:45 pm and I'm scrambling to get the post up while it's still hump day. I have a good reason for being late (really) but it doesn't belong in a hump day funnies blog so I won't go into it.
Last week I gave you the "aw" picture of the poor basset hound trying to sleep on a couple flower pots. You seemed to like it, so today I'm going to share a few more pets trying to find or claim their special spots.
Like this poor guy...
Sorry, buddy. I think you need something a bit larger.
This guy has the same problem.
I give this one points for adaptibility.
Any golfers in the crowd?
Here's one for you.
One evening, after Jim and Jane had been married for a couple years and the honeymoon was waning, Jim was cleaning his golf shoes as Jane watched in silence.
After a while Jane said, "Honey, I've been thinking…you spend an awful lot of time golfing and I think it hurting our marriage. Maybe you should quit."
Jim looked at her with a stunned expression. “Wow. You just sounded exactly like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife! I didn't know you were married before!"
"I wasn't."
End of discussion.
This proud boy just wants a pat of approval.
I think he deserves it, don't you?
That last one almost qualified as this week's "aw", until I found this one.
It didn't get my "aw" at first but when I took in the surroundings...
See what I mean? A slightly different "aw" but it counts.
And now I'm delighted to help my blog friend Crystal Collier reveal the cover of her upcoming release, SOULLESS. Isn't this a great cover?
Have you met the Soulless and Passionate? In the world of 1770 where supernatural beings mix with humanity, Alexia is playing a deadly game.
SOULLESS, Book 2 in the Maiden of Time trilogy
Alexia manipulated time to save the man of her dreams, and lost her best friend to red-eyed wraiths. Still grieving, she struggles to reconcile her loss with what was gained: her impending marriage. But when her wedding is destroyed by the Soulless—who then steal the only protection her people have—she’s forced to unleash her true power.
And risk losing everything.
What people are saying about this series:
"With a completely unique plot that keeps you guessing and interested, it brings you close to the characters, sympathizing with them and understanding their trials and tribulations." --SC, Amazon reviewer
"It's clean, classy and supernaturally packed with suspense, longing, intrigue and magic." --Jill Jennings, TX
"SWOON." --Sherlyn, Mermaid with a Book Reviewer
Crystal Collier is a young adult author who pens dark fantasy, historical, and romance hybrids. She can be found practicing her brother-induced ninja skills while teaching children or madly typing about fantastic and impossible creatures. She has lived from coast to coast and now calls Florida home with her creative husband, three littles, and “friend" (a.k.a. the zombie locked in her closet). Secretly, she dreams of world domination and a bottomless supply of cheese. You can find her on her blog and Facebook, or follow her on Twitter.
COMING October 13, 2014
Crystal also asked me to let you know Book 1 in this series, MOONLESS, will be on sale all this week. Check it out here.
Congratulations, Crystal.
Well, I didn't make it. It's after midnight so your hump day post this week is hump day plus one. I'll try to be on time next week.
Hope these belated funnies still help you make it to the weekend.
Did you have a favorite?
Hope these belated funnies still help you make it to the weekend.
Did you have a favorite?
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